http://www.iamdecember.com I am December Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:50:29 +0000 http://www.iamdecember.com en http://iamdecember.com/Short-Poems http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Short-Poems Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:50:29 +0000 I am December 2832563 Short Poems. Written by: Me. Read by: A nice lady I met on the internet. (caveat - weird shit happens past 2 a.m.) Why Do Clouds Cry Why do clouds cry so much growing happier and happier? Why do birds suddenly appear? What is it in your voice the makes it exceedingly difficult to hear, And yet keep myself from tears? What woe is pain that doth both endure and endear, And lend a happier helpful heart with mindful head and ear? Why hope and love like port and milk do curdle here In the stomach of the world's boundless fear That none can keep either close, but cast aside and jeer like now a jester's crown is rapt as crimson falls his love and lust upon her majesty's nighty sheer. Trite To write a writ as never before, To birth original wit, Is trite as rain is rife with pain And absolutely shit. You cannot write original writ While trying to be nouveau, The thought that was or hasn't been Will more than likely blow. Originality is deadly, If you catch it, run, It will never cease to best the rest And thus is never done. What's never done is imperfection, Like politics and roads. Try to do what cant be done, And watch your head implode. If you leave with anything, Leave with this in mind, Originality and truffles Are a bitch to find. http://iamdecember.com/Filtrete-Air-Filters http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Filtrete-Air-Filters Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:24:54 +0000 I am December 2832540 <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_Nun_FLATsmall_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_Nun_FLATsmall_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_Scout_FLATsmall_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_Scout_FLATsmall_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_DOM_FLATsmall_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832540/Filtrete_DOM_FLATsmall_o.jpg" align="left" /> This campaign shows how easy it is to filter out the bad with Filtrete Air Filters. http://iamdecember.com/Raid http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Raid Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:15:26 +0000 I am December 2832502 <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerA3_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="337" width_o="1401" height_o="816" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerA3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerB3_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="338" width_o="1413" height_o="825" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerB3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerC3_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="335" width_o="1416" height_o="819" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832502/RAID_BannerC3_o.jpg" align="left" /> In this roadblock banner for Raid "Killer in a Can," the Raid can sits in the lower right banner, while a fly buzzes around the top banner. The annoying buzzing of the fly can only be stopped by clicking the mute button. This triggers an animation where a tongue shoots out of the can and catches the fly. "Killer in a Can" paired natural insect predators with Raid can redesigns to make it easier to connect the power of the bug spray to each specific offering. http://iamdecember.com/Haynes-Auto-Repair-Manuals http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Haynes-Auto-Repair-Manuals Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:46:14 +0000 I am December 2832471 <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/longer-to-explain_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="1700" height_o="2200" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/longer-to-explain_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/mechanics-and-air-filters_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="1700" height_o="2200" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/mechanics-and-air-filters_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/depending-on-others_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="1700" height_o="2200" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2832471/depending-on-others_o.jpg" align="left" /> This campaign for Haynes Auto Repair Manuals targets women to convince them that auto-repair is gender neutral. By embracing their inner DIY, they can save money on labor and the occasional seedy-mechanic-upcharge. The detailed instructions and illustrations outline everything from scheduled maintenance to part replacement. http://iamdecember.com/Monopoly-Electronic-Banking-Edition http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Monopoly-Electronic-Banking-Edition Sat, 18 Feb 2012 09:23:20 +0000 I am December 2824129 <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_directmail1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="816" width_o="2048" height_o="2884" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_directmail1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_directmailinset_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="383" width_o="1813" height_o="1199" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_directmailinset_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_guerrilla2_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="543" width_o="2048" height_o="1920" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_guerrilla2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_hotels1A_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="410" width_o="2048" height_o="1450" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_hotels1A_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_hotels1B2_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="609" width_o="1496" height_o="1572" src_o="http://payload26.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2824129/MONOPOLY_hotels1B2_o.jpg" align="left" /> To introduce Electronic Banking Monopoly, this campaign combined iconic gameplay concepts with a modern twist through direct mail, interactive, and guerilla outdoor placement. These iterations focused the Electronic version's use credit cards instead of paper money. http://iamdecember.com/Kaplan-Post-Graduate-Test-Prep http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Kaplan-Post-Graduate-Test-Prep Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:19:57 +0000 I am December 2632837 <img src="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0002_GMAT-RGB1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="702" width_o="2048" height_o="2479" src_o="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0002_GMAT-RGB1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0001_LSAT-2-RGB1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="702" width_o="2048" height_o="2479" src_o="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0001_LSAT-2-RGB1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0000_MCAT-RGB1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="702" width_o="2048" height_o="2479" src_o="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0000_MCAT-RGB1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0002_GMAT-RGBinset_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="693" width_o="1836" height_o="2196" src_o="http://payload16.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2632837/Kaplan_0002_GMAT-RGBinset_o.jpg" align="left" /> Kaplan Test Prep is more than just the practice tests. With their strategies and online instruction, the career "past the test" is a forgone conclusion. These posters focus on post-graduate tests such as the GMAT, LSAT, and MCAT, whose students driven to succeed. AD: Jenny Lanier http://iamdecember.com/Travelers-Insurance http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Travelers-Insurance Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:50:07 +0000 I am December 2587895 <img src="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travlers_HermitRGB_580.png" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travlers_HermitRGB_o.png" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travelers_LuckyRGB_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travelers_LuckyRGB_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travelers_UnluckyRGB_580.gif" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload14.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2587895/Travelers_UnluckyRGB_o.gif" align="left" /> Travelers Insurance covers car, home, business, and numerous other policy areas. The Even the Odds print campaign acknowledges that despite our best efforts, sometimes we all need help. http://iamdecember.com/In-N-Out-Comes-to-Dallas http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/In-N-Out-Comes-to-Dallas Thu, 29 Dec 2011 22:28:25 +0000 I am December 2519759 <img src="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Scientist_1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Scientist_1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Technology_2_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Technology_2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Engineered_3_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/In-N-Out_Engineered_3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/InNOutBillboardsStacked_4_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="750" width_o="2048" height_o="2650" src_o="http://payload10.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/2519759/InNOutBillboardsStacked_4_o.jpg" align="left" /> For In-N-Out's first manifest destined journey from Cali to Texas, we created the "Uncomplicating Deliciousness" campaign to show the new initiates of North Texas what they had been missing all their lives. AD: Eduardo Garza Santos http://iamdecember.com/The-Dread-Factory http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/The-Dread-Factory Sat, 12 Nov 2011 19:23:34 +0000 I am December 2295494 http://iamdecember.com/Sonic-Bomb-Alarm-Clocks http://iamdecember.com/following/iamdecember.com/Sonic-Bomb-Alarm-Clocks Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:52:58 +0000 I am December 885000 <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_DESTROYER040610.4_1_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="754" width_o="1700" height_o="2210" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_DESTROYER040610.4_1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_DOOM040610RGB2_2_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="754" width_o="1700" height_o="2210" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_DOOM040610RGB2_2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_ROCKSTAR.RGB_3_580.jpg" border="0" width="580" height="753" width_o="1700" height_o="2208" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/72150/885000/Sonic_ROCKSTAR.RGB_3_o.jpg" align="left" /> The Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock rips users unceremoniously from their dreamscapes with 113 decibels of alarming power and a bed shaker attachment. While the product was originally marketed to senior citizens and the hard of hearing, the Snooze This campaign sought to aim the message to their grandchildren. AD: Anna Lee Doughtie